A lot of people say that putting 'NO' signs in the library is a downer, and we should instead only use permissive signs like 'Cell phone use allowed here' or 'Talking allowed', but people don't get it. If students aren't told not to do something, they'll do it because hey, nobody said they couldn't.
Unfortunately, I'm not allowed to put up any 'NO' signs because I'd end up wallpapering the place with them.
What 'NO' signs would I put up? Here are a few. And please remember, all of these would be INSIDE the building.
NO alcohol.
NO smoking.
NO snoring.
NO nesting.
NO wrestling.
NO dancing on tables.
NO golfing.
NO kicking, punching, or rocking the vending machines. Don't punch the wall either when your Skittles jam.
No food fights.
NO bitching about our lack of a large stapler, microwave, change machine, or fax machine. We're never going to get any of those. Get over it, or you know, go else where. You spend too much time here already. Explore the campus. Maybe you'll find what you're looking for in another building. If you ask us nicely, we might even tell you where to look. After we've told you where to go, then GO. Don't continue to bitch. See this sign? NO BITCHING.
God, I really want that last sign.
Got a 'NO' sign wish? Put it in the comments.
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